George's Competetion
(Mrs. Zanfino knocks on Jerry's door while Kramer, Jerry and George are inside the apartment...)
(George is quite comfortably sitting on the couch with a pillow on his lap, watching TV. Kramer is making himself dinner humming some song.)
(Jerry is at the table behind the couch, sitting, observing the two.)
Jerry(says to himself): Certainly more comfortable than me in my own house.
(Kramer opens the door)
Mrs.Zanfino: Kramer, sorry to bother you, Joey is not going to bed. I just want to scare him a little bit. Could youcome by, he really gets scared by you.
Kramer(a little proud): Ohhh.
Mrs. Zanfino: Yeah, he thinks you're Frankenstein.
Kramer: Sure Mrs. Z. I'll be there.
(Kramer goes out the door.)
Geroge: What's the story of Mrs. Z.
Jerry: She's a widow, why?
George: Nice looking widow. (thinks for a second). Yes, why not? I just got to be a little better than a dead man. You don't think I can do that?
Jerry (doubtful expression): I don't know George, dead men dont make any mistakes.
George: You're right. It's tough.
Jerry: Yeah, I hope I'm not but I think I am.
Geroge: Oh man!
Jerry: What?
George: I think I've just overcome fear of death!
6 Comments:
oh.man. i love seinfeld.keep going man.i keep always my eyes on your blog.thanx u.
Heh Heh. I love Seinfeld. This was cute. :) Thanks for the laugh.
i come to this blog since ive stumbled upon it, please dont stop its great
wow!! funny episodes.... why havn't you been writing...
Thanks for the comments, anonymous, rachel, anonymous, googler. Will write again soon...
I just discovered your blog.
Realiy liked it.
How come you stopped ?
Keep it up,
Avi
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