Saturday, January 07, 2006

Scenario#8(George's Personality)

(Kramer slides in real quick as usual through Jerry’s door but singing a really slow song clearly showing a difference between his physical agility and his relaxed mental state.)

(Jerry and Elaine are standing at the counter; Jerry has a drink in his hand while Elaine’s pouring herself some.)

Jerry: Somehow I always thought his barging in is more of a mental thing, apparently not.

(Elaine lifts the glass in her hand as if to drink, pauses as if thinking something…)

Elaine: You can never be certain about people’s personalities.

(Elaine continues and takes a sip.)

(George is looking out the window bent over with a kind of greedy eagerness written all over his backside. Jerry and Elaine turn toward George as George starts talking.)

George: Hey, there are two women on the street, they look good. Oh boy, they are looking at me now. I think…I think they are talking about me…what could they be talking…(his signature neurosis building up with each sentence)…could it be a good thing?…would they be talking positively about me?…oh they are laughing now…it cant possibly be a good thing…WHY???

(Pulls himself back in to the room real quick as he shouts WHY???)

Jerry (looking at Elaine): I think sometimes you CAN be certain about people’s personalities.

Elaine (looking at George): Why what?

George(irate): Why whatever, why everything! (Throwing up his arms in the air as a gesture of general hopelessness in life as he walks towards the couch and collapses on it).

4 Comments:

Blogger sohan said...

Damm good stuff...i happen to be a huge Seinfeld fan..keep it going..

5:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahlrite. With all due respect , what the hell do you think are you doing. Somethings are best left finished , instead of bloody trying to act overpansy smart and proclaiming to match the stuff that comes out of greats like Jerry seinfeld.Sheesh MAN! your blogs are Nauseating at best.They just reflect the pathetic dog barf existence of your sorry ass.Iam sure your friends , if you have any real ones that is, go all out and praise your shitty humor level and compare it to Seinfeld , but hey , iam sure they are as retarded as you are. So straighten up dude. I DONOT have anything against you writing or making up some douchey "scenarios" and hoping to get a soap made out of them one day, heck , iam sure you gonna be famous one day. If not as soaps, iam sure youd be featured as "one those retards who thought they could write but what the hell where they thinking show" , BUT stop using the Seinfeld name! Be original Jack ass , atleast make a new charactar. Your sorry ass should be sued for bloody using his name in the first place.

6:40 AM  
Blogger Brian Dixon said...

Rohan,

What the hell is your problem? You’re in no position to criticize Sudheer’s writing until you improve your spelling and your use of spaces and capital letters. He writes twenty times better than you—and English is his second language. What’s your excuse?

Why take the time to hurl all those unprovoked insults when you can just leave this blog? Don’t you have anything better to do? Or did you finally get bored with your daily routine of masturbating and lighting your farts?

9:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sudheer,

Don't let a troll like Rohan there get you down. Great stuff, everytime I read a post I can hear AND see the characters performing.

Again, keep it up.

-RandomURL

8:52 AM  

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