Saturday, December 17, 2005

Scenario#5(George's Interview)

(George, Jerry and Kramer are at the Coffee Shop, not particularly to have coffee, not particularly to meet each other and have a conversation. The reason why they’re there is nothing)

(George is in a nice formal suit, looking like an executive)

Jerry: So, are you well prepared for the interview, Mr.Lohman?

George: Hey don’t worry about me; I might have attended more interviews than the total number of comedy shows you may have done in your life.

Kramer: You know I don’t even believe in interviews.

(George and Jerry look at Kramer for a second and then look back at each other)

Jerry: That’s not the way to look at it, is it? The number of comedy shows where I bombed miserably is much less than the total number of interviews you attended.

Kramer: You always end up hiring the wrong people. That is why all the jobs are getting out sourced to India now which was you know, my idea! You can’t decide what a person is capable of or not capable of in half –hour!

Jerry: Yes, I’m sure it takes days to find out all the things you are not capable of.

Kramer: Right. Huh?

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kramer invented outsourcing? How anti-Kramerican! >:-o

5:41 PM  

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