Scenario#8(George's Personality)

(Kramer slides in real quick as usual through Jerry’s door but singing a really slow song clearly showing a difference between his physical agility and his relaxed mental state.)

(Jerry and Elaine are standing at the counter; Jerry has a drink in his hand while Elaine’s pouring herself some.)

Jerry: Somehow I always thought his barging in is more of a mental thing, apparently not.

(Elaine lifts the glass in her hand as if to drink, pauses as if thinking something…)

Elaine: You can never be certain about people’s personalities.

(Elaine continues and takes a sip.)

(George is looking out the window bent over with a kind of greedy eagerness written all over his backside. Jerry and Elaine turn toward George as George starts talking.)

George: Hey, there are two women on the street, they look good. Oh boy, they are looking at me now. I think…I think they are talking about me…what could they be talking…(his signature neurosis building up with each sentence)…could it be a good thing?…would they be talking positively about me?…oh they are laughing now…it cant possibly be a good thing…WHY???

(Pulls himself back in to the room real quick as he shouts WHY???)

Jerry (looking at Elaine): I think sometimes you CAN be certain about people’s personalities.

Elaine (looking at George): Why what?

George(irate): Why whatever, why everything! (Throwing up his arms in the air as a gesture of general hopelessness in life as he walks towards the couch and collapses on it).